Around this spooky time of year
When creepy crawlies start to appear.
It’s not a vampire, bat nor ghost,
Witch* frighten an aspiring student the most.
It’s the thought of battling the laws of motion,
as formulae blur like a gruesome potion.
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*just in case you were unsure, we realise this is not correct. It shouldn’t even be ‘which’, it should be ‘that’! However, correcting this would make for a less impressive poem. Please don’t freak out.